Joe Bob was rough as a cob   And prone to blow his stack   Kenny Dean was in a suicide scene   Sneaking behind Joe's back      Sneaking around with Joe's girl, June   She liked the boys in the band   And when they all got together on Saturday night   It was easy to understand, why      They called it Saturday night at   The Paradise Knife and Gun Club   And there's drinking and dancing   To the music of Bobby Lee and the Blackjacks      It was Saturday night at   The Paradise Knife and Gun Club   If you was looking for some trouble   You could find it, I guarantee      Now the owner of the place was a man named Jack   And he wouldn't take talking back   He was married to a woman named May   She took up the slack      He knocked you out and she'd drag you out   And leave you in the parking lot   And when you wake up in the morning with a busted head   You're just happy that was all you got      On Saturday night at   The Paradise Knife and Gun Club   And there's drinking and dancing   To the music of Bobby Lee and the Blackjacks      It was Saturday night at   The Paradise Knife and Gun Club   If you was looking for some trouble   You could find it, I guarantee      Well, the night Joe Bob found out   That Kenny Dean was sneaking around with June   He caught Bobby Lee and the band   In the middle of an old Hank Williams tune      Bobby Lee cried out your cheatin' heart   And that was just the spark it took   And when the fighting got started   Everybody took part and that whole damn building shook      Until the sheriff came out and he stopped the bout   Hauled everybody to jail   When the judge saw the blood and the chewed up ears   He turned a whiter shade of pale      He said, good God ya'll   What's happened here, somebody start a World War III   Well, Kenny Dean just grinned the best he could   Said, your Honor, it seems to me      Like it was just another Saturday night   At the Paradise Knife and Gun Club   And there's drinking and dancing   To the music of Bobby Lee and the Blackjacks      It was Saturday night at   The Paradise Knife and Gun Club   If you was looking for some trouble   You could find it, I guarantee      Yeah, on Saturday night at   The Paradise Knife and Gun Club   And there's drinking and dancing   To the music of Bobby Lee and the Blackjacks      It was Saturday night at   The Paradise Knife and Gun Club   If you was looking for some trouble   You could find it, I guarantee      Lord, if you was looking for some trouble   You could find it, I guarantee