At the station you can meet her   With that smile you couldn?t cheat her   A woman that kind is hard to find      It?s good to take a girl   In the not so very good world   And walk in the park until it gets dark      Sometimes I feel ugly and old   Excuse me, baby, if I?m acting bold   My head gets hot but my feet aren?t cold   Excuse me if you will      Take a breather on a bench   Helps to build up the suspense   Then the two of you go to a movie show      If she?s a woman there?s a chance   That she maybe likes to dance   So you go to the hall and you out step ?em all      Don?t make a hullabaloo, I?m not the hoi polloi   I?ll try any trick and I?ll pull any ploy   I?m a used up twentieth century boy   Excuse me if you will      She takes you home to meet the folks   Laughing at the fathers jokes   Shall we watch TV? It?s all right with me      Time to go, you?re going to miss her   In the doorway try to kiss her   Oh, it tastes so good like you hoped it would      If I was 16 again I?d give my eyetooth   I?m tired and I?m hungry and I?m looking for my youth   I?m a little uncool and I?m a little uncouth   Oh, excuse me, yes, excuse me if you will      At the station you can meet her   With that smile you couldn?t cheat her   A woman that kind is hard to find