A) waltzing matilda      Waltzing matilda whipped out her wallet   The sexy boy smiled in dismay   She took out four twenties 'cause she liked round figures   Everybody's a queen for a day   Oh, babe, I'm on fire and you know how I admire your -   - body why don't we slip away   Although I'm sure you're certain, it's a rarity me flirtin'   Sha-la-la-la, this way      Oh, sha-la-la-la-la, sha-la-la-la-la   Hey, baby, come on, let's slip away      Luscious and gorgeous, oh what a hunk of muscle   Call out the national guard   She creamed in her jeans as he picked up her means   From off of the formica topped bar   And cascading slowly, he lifted her wholly   And boldly out of this world   And despite people's derision   Proved to be more than diversion   Sha-la-la-la, later on      And then sha-la-la-la-la, he entered her slowly   And showed her where he was coming from   And then sha-la-la-la-la, he made love to her gently   It was like she'd never ever come   And then sha-la-la-la-la, sha-la-la-la-la   When the sun rose and he made to leave   You know, sha-la-la-la-la, sha-la-la-la-la   Neither one regretted a thing         B) street hassle      Hey, that cunt's not breathing   I think she's had too much   Of something or other, hey, man, you know what I mean   I don't mean to scare you   But you're the one who came here   And you're the one who's gotta take her when you leave   I'm not being smart   Or trying to be cold on my part   And I'm not gonna wear my heart on my sleeve   But you know people get all emotional   And sometimes, man, they just don't act rational   They think they're just on tv      Sha-la-la-la, man   Why don't you just slip her away      You know, I'm glad that we met man   It really was nice talking   And I really wish that there was a little more time to speak   But you know it could be a hassle   Trying to explain myself to a police officer   About how it was that your old lady got herself stiffed   And it's not like we could help   But there was nothing no one could do   And if there was, man, you know I would have been the first   But when someone turns that blue   Well, it's a universal truth   And then you just know that bitch will never fuck again   By the way, that's really some bad shit   That you came to our place with   But you ought to be more careful around the little girls   It's either the best or it's the worst   And since I don't have to choose   I guess I won't and I know this ain't no way to treat a guest   But why don't you grab your old lady by the feet   And just lay her out on the darkened street   And by morning, she's just another hit and run   You know, some people got no choice   And they can't never find a voice   To talk with that they can even call their own   So the first thing that they see   That allows them the right to be   Why they follow it, you know, it's called bad luck         C) slipaway      Believe me, that it's just a lie   That's what she tells her friends   'cause the real song, the real song   Which she won't even admit to herself   Beat narrow heart, the song lots of people know   It's a painful song   It'll only say the truth   It lasts for sad songs   Penny for a wish   A wish won't make you a soldier   A pretty kiss or a pretty face   Can't have it's way   The tramps like us who were born to play      Love is gone away   And there's no one here now   And there's nothing left to say   But, oh, how I miss him, baby   Oh, baby, come on and slip away   Come on, baby, why don't you slip away      Love is gone away   Took the rings off my fingers   And there's nothing left to say   But, oh how, oh how I need him, baby   Come on, baby, I need you baby   Oh, please don't slip away   I need your loving so bad, babe   Please don't slip away