Last shot sure killed me   Pour another drink   Let's drink to the last shot   And the blood on the dishes in the sink   Blood inside the coffee cup   Blood on the table top      But when you quit, you quit, but you always wish   That you knew it was your last shot   When you quit, you quit, but you always wish   That you knew it was your last shot      I shot blood at the fly on the wall   My heart almost stopped hardly there at all   I broke the mirror with my fall, with my -   - fall-fall-fall   Fall-fall-fall      Gimme a double, give yourself one two   Gimme a short beer, one for you too   And a toast to everything that doesn't move   That doesn't move      But when you quit, you quit, but you always wish   That you knew it was your last shot   When you quit, you quit, but you always wish   That you knew it was your last shot      Whiskey, bourbon, vodka and scotch   I don't care what it is you've got   I just want to know that it's my last shot   My last shot      I remember when I quit pretty good   See this here, this is where I chipped my tooth   Shot of vein in my neck and I coughed up a quaalude   On my last shot   My last shot      Here's a toast to all that's good   And here's a toast to hate   And here's a toast to toasting and I'm not boasting   When I say I'm getting straight   When I say I'm getting straight      But when you quit, you quit, but you always wish   That you knew it was your last shot   When you quit, you quit, but you always wish   That you knew it was your last shot