Goodnight ladies, ladies goodnight   It's time to say goodbye   Let me tell you now   Goodnight ladies, ladies goodnight   It's time to say goodbye   Now all night long you've been drinking your tequilla   But now you've sucked your lemon peel dry   So why not get high   Goodnight ladies, ladies goodnight      Goodnight ladies, ladies goodnight   It's time to say goodbye   Goodnight sweet ladies, ladies goodnight   It's time to say goodbye bye bye   Oh we've been together for the longest time   But now it's time to get high   Come on let's get high   And goodnight ladies, ladies goodnight      Oh, I'm still missing my other half   Ah, it must be something I did in the past   Don't it just make you want to laugh   It's a lonely saturday night   Oh, nobody calls me on the telephone   I put another record on my stereo   But I'm still singin' a song of you   It's a lonely saturday night      Now if I was an actor or a dancer who is glamorous   Then you know an amorus life would soon be mine   But now the tinsil lighted starbreak is all that's left   To play my heartbreak   At eleven o'clock I watch the network news      Oh, wow, wow, something tells me that you're nearly gone   You said we could be friends but that's not what I want   Ah, anyway my tv dinner's almost done   It's a lonely saturday night   I mean to tell you it's a lonely saturday night   One more round