People want to know what's the secret to Chest Rockwell's   Ability to pick up all these beautiful women   Is it your good looks ?   Is it that big bulge in your pants?      Could be that fancy car you drive   That I lease and change every other year but   You don't need to know that      I say look   I'm gonna let you in on a little secret   My man, Nathaniel Merriweather, you know   A little running buddy from Handsome Boy Modeling school      Made this thing called   Music to make to your old lady by   Barry White used to work   Shoot, even Abba used to work the way I was doin' my thing      But man, you put this on   And the ho's just go wild   I'm telling you   Music to make to your old lady by      You know, you tried cognac   Even tried givin' her some weed   Shoot, you might've even tried ecstasy   But ain't no sheer ecstasy until you try   Music to make to your old lady by