I don't dig a lot of the establishment   Well, your ideas and values   They may work for you, but   They don't all work for me   As far as I'm concerned   Some are with it, and well, some aren't      Hmm, that's a hard one to say   It's hard to say, I'd say   Well, wash your ass every day   Wash your whole body every day   And brush your breath at least 2 or 3 times a day   With your teeth and then you know, wash the face      Do any of these things prevent venereal disease   Besides the rubbers?      Carry some of your herbal or salt   Or pepper around in your pocket   Stuff, it opens up in your pocket   And gets mixed up with your lint cotton   Or mess with the flavor   'Cause when you take the herb   And put it in your mouth   Then you gonna be eatin' somethin'   Then you got little strings of lint   Pullin' on your teeth   So you just take it out   And use the string for flossin'      That's   That's far out   What do you feel is the best way to   To keep from getting a   A chick pregnant?   I mean   I mean, what do you do?      Well, you need different pairs of socks   You know, some times you need the colored socks   That's if you're gonna wear one pair of socks   To hide your dirt   Then every, every   Every other couple of days, I mean   You wear the white sock   You can wear them probably 1 or 2 days   Until you try to walk around   And they get caught in the carpet   Then the dirt used up from the carpet   Gets up into your sock   Then you get the little black spots on the side      Or you can go and you get, you know   The different types   There's other types of socks   That's made for shoes   But then they get funky   And your feet start sweatin' and stuff   Or you can get sweat socks   That grab the sweat so they won't be funk   And you get the powder into put it in   So you won't get the funk or the funky feet   Or that little feet and the stink is you have to be the funk   'Cause when you die you go back to the funk   And if you got sock funk you got to be funky   'Cause it stinkin'   Or something ran up in your ass   And just died