We've traveled all over this country   A pickin' and singing for gold,   In concerts, in nightclubs, on TV,   Yes we have been frequently sold   Yes we have been frequently sold   In concerts, in nightclubs, on TV,   Yes we have been frequently sold      We've never turned down a good offer,   Commercials for coffee and Coke,   We published, promoted, and hustled   Because we were afraid to be broke   Yes, we were afraid to be broke   Yes, we were afraid to be broke   We published, promoted, and hustled   Because we were afraid to be broke.      We met lots of groovy young ladies,   You might say, those were the days   But now that we're older and wiser,   We think that monogamy pays,   We think that monogamy pays,   We think that monogomy pay,   (And Glenn is sure of it!)   Now that we're older and wiser,   We think that monogamy pays,      Yes, we were as fond of each other,   As any of those who were wed   Except that when we had a quarrel,   We never could make up in bed,   No, We never could make up in bed   No, We never could make up in bed   (Never!)   No, We never could make up in bed   (Except there was that one time!)   Except that when we had a quarrel,   We never could make up in bed!      So, Alex became a producer,   (That's Right!)   And Glenn became very well known   While Lou played executive hippie   At his Morningstar groupie rest home   But now that we're all back together,   It's clear once again what we've lacked,   We're naturally drawn to each other,   A naturally unnatural act.   A naturally unnatural act,   A naturally unnatural act,   We're naturally drawn to each other,   A naturally unnatural act!