Ooh yeah, mm, hey yo man   Ain't nothin' like a nice bowl of   Cornflakes in the morning to smooth you out      Milky Cereal   (Baby)   Milky Cereal      Milky Cereal   (Baby)   Milky Cereal      Mirror, mirror on the wall   Who's the baddest female of them all?   It was Frosted Flake, she loved to bowl   And although her skin was white she had a lot of soul      Rich female, very debonnaire   Drivin' a Rolls with rollers in her hair   We was hangin' out, pumpin' the stereo   She took me to a club, I think the name was Cheerio's      She walked like she was jumpin' a hurdle   I was happy as a kid that just saw 'Mutant Ninja Turtles'   A guy walked over, said, "Your earring's cute"   I said, "I'm wearin' a earring, but it ain't no Fruit Loop"      Me and Frosted went to get a drink   But she ordered somethin' bugged   And I ain't know what to think   She ordered potassium, calcium      Carbohydrate scotch with sodium   She took me to her crib, threw me on the couch   I woke up the next morning with a spoon in my mouth   She's      Milky Cereal   (Baby)   Milky Cereal      Milky Cereal   (Baby)   Milky Cereal      Milky Cereal   (Baby)   Milky Cereal      Milky Cereal   (Baby)   Milky Cereal      I went to Vegas, didn't think it'd do any harm   I walked into this girl named Lucky Charm   For some reason we walked in the rain   She had a four-leaf clover with a big gold chain      She had a salary that was full of calories, for real   And I was in the mood for a home cooked meal   So we went to be alone   But we had to be quiet, 'cause her corn pops was home      Kissed her neck, kissed her back, kissed her arms   I said, "Forget it, let me see your lucky charms"   When we began her hairstyle was neat   But when I left the next morning it looked like shredded wheat      Talked about marriage, I said, "That's risky   Besides, it's such a waste of Rice Crispies"   She had a robe with the velour's material   Her pops woke up, I said, "Hello Mr. Cereal?      ?I came this morning to deliver the paper"   He said, "Stop frontin', I know you caught the vapors   That's my daughter, so save your croonin'   You better find another bowl of cereal to stick your spoon in"      Milky Cereal   Milky Cereal   (Baby)      Milky Cereal   Milky Cereal   (Baby)      Milky Cereal   Milky Cereal   (Baby)      Milky Cereal   Milky Cereal      Then there was Pebbles, times was rough   She was turnin' tricks to get her 'Coo-coo puff'   Her mind was gone, but she turned me on, in fact   She was wearin' an Apple Jack hat      With a full-link fox and some pink bobby-socks   Her father had a greedy disease, fried chicken pocks   We called him Hungry Jack   He talked like pops, and then he dressed like The Mack      He invited me out to lunch   With a old army buddy of his, Captain Crunch   The waiter said, "Jack, what would you like today?"   He said, "I don't know, just make it Special, 'K?"      He said, "Cool," came back with the order   That's when I said, "Hey yo, Jack, I like your daughter"   He said, "Pebbles? Boy, are your crazy?   I said, "Nah, I wanna ride in a Mercedes      She could sing while I'm swingin' my thing   'Cause her burgers taste better than Burger King"   He said, "Go party, do some minglin'   You and my daughter, your brain must be jinglin'"      I said, "It's smooth, no disrespect   She'll sign a pre-nup, so she don't get half of my week check"   Then we walked down the aisle our honeymoon was milky Cereal style   You know what I'm sayin'?      Milky Cereal   Milky Cereal   (Baby)      Milky Cereal   Milky Cereal   (Baby)      Milky Cereal   Milky Cereal   (Baby)      Milky Cereal   Milky Cereal   (Baby)      Milky Cereal   Ha ha ha   Milky   Peace