Nah y'all nah y'all uh-uh   I ain't disrespectin' though   I'm just sayin' it happen to me   It can happen to him      How you doin'?   What's your name?   Uh, mm, ha ha   Oh you're his girl      Hello my name is Mr. Goodbar, I'm came to offer champagne   Later on maybe I'll tell you my real name   But for now sip your drink and be merry   And be a nice girl and sing me a cherry      Me, I'll have a Cowa-loo and milk   'Cause champagne always stains my silk   You got a man? That's somethin' we will talk about   He's smart enough to have ya but dumb enough to let ya out      I like ya friendly bag your alligator shoes   Ya hairstyle and ya whole point of view   The way you lick your lips and stare   You tell me that's a habit hmm yeah      Funny coated legs, with not one scar   The stylish wardrobe is up the par   Here's my number, call me in my car   You deserve a visit from Mr. Goodbar      So how long you been talkin' to him?   Word, nah he's cool with me, he's cool with me   Oh he loves you      Honey open up a bottle of brandy   Better yet have a piece of Cool J Candy   And sweat the man with the master disaster   Break ya like plaster-plan and   The cards on the table and the deal is dealt   Uh, I'm in the mood for a tuna milk      And I can't make you, I sure wouldn't rape you   Feelin' kinda mellow and I sure would   Hate to leave the job half-done   'Cause at a time like this you're the one   That I'm lookin' for, callin' on the floor, woof      I'm comin' back for more   If the Mona Lisa's name was Teresa   I'll get a piece-a of the Mona Lisa   Then smoke a cigar   You deserve a visit from Mr. Goodbar      Yeah, so you be callin' on the request line   Ha ha ha ha oh yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah   Oh he's my man, word him too   Yeah I like Bobby Brown, tell him he's cool but      Don't be cruel 'cause you'll be on your own   'Cause my [Incomprehensible] my microphone   Come and get this ice-cream cone   Or I'll deliver it when your daddy ain't home      Grown and healthy that's how I like 'em   Big juicy legs and a nice pair of kegs   Hmm, Mr. Goodbar style   You haven't met a guy like me in a while      I jump out a cake, dance, play   Shake I ant got nobody by Jake   Smooth as Whitester extra dry Moetzer   Don and I'll slip it in your mouth like a Bon-Bon      You know what I'm sayin' baby? I'm Mr. Goodbar, yeah   So you know next time uh your man is out   Check [Incomprehensible], nah, nah he's cool      But my girl oh I don't know   Your man might be with her uh   You know what I'm sayin'?   But I'm with you, yeah Mr. Goodbar baby, uh      May I say may I say that outfit you got on   Slim, juicy lips so honey coated hmm   Yo he never says that to you   He never gives you compliments      Yo he be givin' you flowers baby   And tellin' you how much he cares for you   Does he hold you and caress you and give you affection?   I didn't think so