I can't believe it!    It couldn't be happening!    Pinch me girls!    It couldn't be happening!    All of a sudden success coming out of the blue!       I put a sign up    Right in the front window    An advertisement    Right in the front window    Stop in and see the amazing new plant "Audrey II"       And the really remarkable thing is that people they do       Seymour, that twerp of a clutz,    Finally did something right    Audrey II drives him nuts    What a blessing this wonderful plant should exist    And should rake in the bucks for me hand over fist!       "How'd I do?"       "Who'da believed it?"       One day he pushed a broom    Nothing in his news but gloom and doom    Then he lit a fuse and give him room    Stand aside watch that mothah blow    Explosion! Bang! Kerboom!    Don't it go to show ya never know?       Seymour was in a funk    He was number zero    Who'da thunk he'd become a hero?    Just a punk, he was a forgotten so-and-so    Then one day-Crash! Kerplunk!    Don't it go to show ya never know?       All the world used to screw him    Biff-wham-pow! Now they interview him    And they clamor to put his remarks    On the air    All the world used to hate him    Now they're startin' t'appreciate him    All because of that strange little plant    Over there       Observe him! Here's a chap    Everything is landing in his lap    (I just cut my hand and in a snap    Something out of Edgar Allen Poe has happened) Zam! Kazap!    Don't it go to show ya never know?       One day you're slinging hash    Feeling so rejected    Lightning flash, you get resurrected    Make a splash-now you rate the big    Bravissimo    And with a thunderclash-    Crash kerplunk, bam kerboom,    Zang kazunk, zam kazoom    Zowee powee holy cow he    Ordered up a rainbow to go    Wow! Pow! Lookout below!    Don't it go to show ya never know?