(Mark Erelli & Polly Mathewson)      Saint Nick fell down the chimney right on cue   With a big ole' bag of gifts for me and you   I was crying by the Christmas tree with a bottle of Petrone   This ain't no time of year to be alone      He said 'you look like hell, boy where's your better half?'   I said 'she's gone and I don't think she's coming back   Did she have some last minute shopping that just couldn't be postponed?'   This ain't no time of year to be alone      I got just one wish   On my Christmas list   Oh baby how I wish you were here   I want chestnuts roastin', good friends toastin'   Health and happiness   But it won't mean a thing without you dear      He said 'Christmas without love and tenderness   That's just a hollow holiday at best   Son, it takes two to tango underneath that mistletoe'   This ain't no time of year to be alone      I got just one wish   On my Christmas list   I'd give anything to have you here with me   I want yule logs, reindeer, egg nogg, good cheer   Five golden rings   Not Kris Kringle's singles therapy      So me and old Saint Nick kicked back a few   And we both agreed he ain't no substitute for you   And I heard him say as he pulled his sleigh back out into the cold