(Mark Erelli)      Whenever you call you can bet I'll always come   So honey you can just forget the other ones   Though you're cruel and unkind   I'm the very first in line   Darlin' I'll be your fool number one      You leave me blue as soon as you have had your fun   And I can't stand the kind of man that I've become   I should be running for that door   But I keep coming back for more   Darlin' I'll be your fool number one      I don't know why I let you put me through this pain   I don't know why but I still do it just the same      So if a fool is all you need   Won't you please consider me   Darlin' I'll be your fool number one