Punch   Punch and Judy   Punch and Judy   Punch and Judy      Washing machine, pinstripe dream   Stripped the gloss from a beauty queen   Punch and Judy, Judy   Found our nest, in the Daily Express   Met the vicar in a holy vest      Punch and Judy   Punch and Judy      Brought up the children Church of E   Now I vegetate with a colour TV   Worst ever thing that ever happened to me   Oh, for D.I.V.O.R.C.E   Oh Judy      Whatever happened to pillow fights   Whatever happened to jeans so tight, Friday nights   Whatever happened to lover's lane   Whatever happened to passion games   Sunday walks in the pouring rain      Punch   Punch   Punch and Judy   Punch and Judy   Punch and Judy   Punch   Punch   Punch and Judy   Punch and Judy   Punch and Judy      Curling tongs, mogadons, "I got a headache baby, don't take so long"   Single beds, middle age dread   Losing the war in the Waistlands spread      Who left the cap of the toothpaste tube   Who forgot to flush the loo   Leave your sweaty socks outside the door   Don't walk across my polished floor, oh Judy      Whatever happened to morning smiles   Whatever happened to wicked wiles, permissive styles   Whatever happened to twinkling eyes   Whatever happened to hard fast drives   Complements on unnatural size      Punch   Punch   Punch and Judy   Punch and Judy