Everybody laughs to see   Judy being mean to me   Everybody here in town   Knows that I'm just Judy's clown      Oh every place we ever go   Everybody seems to know   Well, they know we're just   A punch and Judy show      Judy makes a fool of me   Why can't she just let me be   Even though I know the score   I keep coming back for more      I wish I knew why she acts this way   We're like puppets in a play   Judy play that being cruel   While must act the happy fool      Though I smile it hurts inside   Even puppets have some pride   I would leave her if I could   If my heart were made of wood      So everyday we'll give our show   And it always hurts me so   Yes, well always be   A Punch and Judy      Always be A Punch And Judy Show   (Punch And Judy Show)   Punch And Judy Show   (Punch And Judy Show)