Washing machine, pinstripe dream stripped the gloss from a beauty queen   Punch and judy, judy, judy   Found our nest in the daily express, met the vicar in a holy vest   Punch and judy, punch and judy   Brought up the children, church of e, now I vegetate with a color tv   Worst ever thing that happened to me, oh for d-i-v-o-r-c-e   Oh judy      Whatever happened to pillow fights?    Whatever happened to jeans so tight? friday nights?    Whatever happened to lover's lane?    Whatever happened to passion games? sunday walks in the pouring rain?       Punch, punch, punch and judy   Punch, punch, punch      Curling tongs, mogadons   I got a headache baby, don't take so long   Single beds, middle age dread, losing the war in the waistlands spread   Who left the cap off the toothpaste tube, who forgot to flush the loo?    Leave your sweaty socks outside the door   Don't walk across my polished floor.   Oh judy      Whatever happened to morning smiles?    Whatever happened to wicked wiles? permissive styles?    Whatever happened to twinkling eyes?    Whatever happened to hard fast drives? compliments on unnatural size?       Punch, punch, punch and judy   Punch, punch, punch      Propping up a bar, family car, sweating out a mortgage as a balding clerk   Punch and judy   World war three, suburbanshee, just slip her these pills and I'll be free   No more judy, judy, judy no more