Good morning Miss, can I help you son?   Sixteen today and up for fun   I'm a big boy now or so they say   So if you'll serve I'll be on my way      Box of balloons with the feather-light touch   Pack of party-poppers that pop in the night   A toothbrush and hairspray, plastic grin   Miss Clay on all corners has just walked in      Welcome to the house of fun   Now I've come of age   Welcome to the house of fun   Welcome to the lion's den   Temptation's on his way   Welcome to the house of      No no no Miss, you misunderstood   Sixteen big boy, full pint in my manhood   I'm up to date and the date's today   So if you'll serve I'll be on my way      Welcome to the house of fun   Now I've come of age   Welcome to the lion's den   Temptation's on his way   Welcome to the house of fun      I'm sorry son but we don't stock   Party gimmicks in this shop   Try the house of fun, it's quicker if you run   This is a chemist's, not a joke shop      Party hats, simple enough clear   Comprehend savvy understand, do you hear?   A pack of party hats with the colored tips   Too late, gorgon heard gossip   Well, hello Joe, hello Miss Clay   Many happy returns from the day      Welcome to the house of fun   Now I've come of age   Welcome to the house of fun   Welcome to the lion's den   Temptation's on his way   Welcome to the house of fun      Welcome to the house of fun   Now I've come of age   Welcome to the house of fun   Welcome to the lion's den   Temptation's on his way   Welcome to the house of fun      Welcome to the house of fun   Now I've come of age   Welcome to the house of fun