This is a song I wrote by mistake   Which is nice      My ex-girlfriend's boyfriend's got a band   He writes love songs about her, and from what I understand   He's the expert now at takin' off her clothes   He's got two songs on the radio, I wish I'd written those      My ex-girlfriend's boyfriend's got a band      My ex-girlfriend's boyfriend's got a band   Writes love songs about her even I can understand   And he's got a certain something, I suppose   His new song's on the radio, and this is how it goes   (this is him singing):      I don't want to live in this world anymore   I don't want to live in this world anymore   (He doesn't want to live in this world anymore)   Where will I find true love?   (Where will he find true love?)      My ex-girlfriend naked on the sand   A summer's day two years ago, when I was still her man   I was the expert then at takin' off her clothes   And that's all ancient history, and that's the way it goes      But I've been working on my keyboards (yeah, right)   Practising guitar   And taking lots of bass lessons to expand my repertoire   And my new girlfriend, my new girlfriend,   My new girlfriend, my new girlfriend,   My new girlfriend, my new girlfriend,   My new girlfriend, my new girlfriend,   My new girlfriend, my new girlfriend,   My new girlfriend, my new girlfriend,   My new girlfriend's boyfriend's got a band