Saturday night and I'm all alone    no ring on the doorbell, no ring on the phone    and nobody wants to know anyone lonely like me       Your boyfriend's good-looking, he's got it all there    looks like God made him with something to spare    you look good together scurrying off down the street       Has he got a friend    Has he got a friend for me       has he got a friend    has he got a friend for me       He's got the haunt of the sea in his eyes    but he wouldn't notice me passing him by    I could be in the gutter    or dangling down from a tree       If he knows someone who's graceful and wise    and won't mind a girl who is clumsy and shy    I wouldn’t mind going with someone that I've never seen       Has he got a friend for me    has he got a friend    has he got a friend for me?