Love me cancerously   like a salt-sore soaked in the sea.   "High-maintenance" means   you’re a gluttonous queen, narcissistic and mean.   Kill me romantically   Fill my soul with vomit   then ask me for a piece of gum.   Bitter and dumb, you’re my sugarplum   You’re awful, I love you...      She moves through moonbeams slowly   She knows just how to hold me   and when her edges soften   her body is my coffin.   I know she drains me slowly   She wears me down to bones in bed...   must be the sign on my head   it says, "Oh, love me dead!"    Love me dead!      You’re a faith-healer on T.V.   You’re an office park without any trees   corporate and cold   gushing for gold - leave me alone.   You suck so passionately   You’re a parasitic, psycho, filthy creature   finger-bangin’ my heart.   You call me up drunk, does the fun ever start?   You’re hideous... and sexy!      She moves through moonbeams slowly   She knows just how to hold me   and when her edges soften   her body is my coffin.   I know she drains me slowly   She wears me down to bones in bed...   must be the sign on my head   it says, "Oh, love me dead!"    Love me dead!      Wow! Uh!      Love me cancerously   ...(whistling)...   Brrrot-dot-da-d-da-da!   Brrrot-dot-da-d-da-da!   How’s your new boy?   Does he know about me?   You’ve got the mark of the beast.   You’re born of a jackal! You’re beautiful!      She moves through moonbeams slowly   She knows just how to hold me   and when her edges soften   her body is my coffin.   I know she drains me slowly   She wears me down to bones in bed...   Wha’ ’bout this sign on my head   it says, "Oh, love me dead!"    Love me dead!   Love me dead!   Love me dead!   Oh... love me dead!