Kids say the darndest things   Have you ever listened close to the games they play or the little songs they sing   Last night dressed up in high heel shoes and wearing my old hat   My four-year-old said I wanna divorce now where did she hears that   Kids say the darndest things   Have you ever listened close to the games they play or the little songs they sing   Last night as I watched TV one rushed through the door   Mommy daddy's telling someone on the phone don't you call me here no more   Kids say the darndest things   Have you ever listened close to the games they play or the little songs they sing   I bet my daddy can whip your daddy but daddy's never home   And I think mommy is worried bout him cause she cried all night long   Kids say the darndest things   Have you ever listened close to the games they play or the little songs they sing   You never know what they learn in school or what they're thinking of   My first grader just say a four letter word and it sure wasn't love   Kids say the darndest things   Have you ever listened close to the games they play or the little songs they sing