Jeffrey Dahmer wanted a freeze-dried man   So he could do things he enjoyed again and again   Jeff said he'd fondle, rub, and lay with his freeze dried man   And pose him for pictures if flexible, with his polaroid in hand      Jeffrey had a plan   To freeze dry a man   But the device was thirty grand   So the thought was quickly canned      He went to the taxidermist to enquire on how to freeze dry a man   He told the man it was for a rabbit, but that was just a lie   Instead Jeffrey wanted to freeze dry a man   But the device was thirty grand, So the thought was quickly canned      Jeffrey had a plan   To freeze dry a man   But the device was thirty grand   So the thought was quickly canned