You can stop me if I get too far ahead   And if these words are ones you've already been fed   You can turn it off, you can write it off   You can leave      And I do welcome you to join in the exchange   It's for this purpose that this forum's been arranged   It's where you and I can look eye to eye   And disagree      So as for you my friend, this isn't open surgery   If it were you'd be most underqualified   You better keep those evil instruments away from me   I've laid here for too long   You're fixin' me all wrong      Is there etiquette by which one can abide?   Maybe a statement of belief that can be signed?   Is there anyone to be ratted on to get in?      But as for me from this closed circle I resign   You don't have to go pretending that you mind   I've just had enough and we've done enough   But now we're free      So as for you my friend, this isn't open surgery   If it were you'd be most underqualified   You better keep those evil instruments away from me   I've laid here for too long   You're fixin' me all wrong      And as for you my friend, this isn't open surgery   If it were you'd be most underqualified   You better keep those evil instruments away from me   I've laid here for too long   You're fixin' me all wrong   Yes you are!