Spirituality is a henna tattoo   That you wash off when you find something new to get into   Standing in the field with your flashlight blinking   'Cause somebody told you the aliens were thinking they?d want you      In the end it doesn?t really matter what you say or what you wear   So you think big G gives a [unverified] how you get there   Buddhism, communism, Hinduism   Health foodism, Lennonism, sexism, what about your own ism      Just get real, don?t be a cosmic woo woo   Be who you are let everybody deal   Speak with your own voice, just get real   Just get real like this      When I was fifteen I made my mother rant   ?Cause I joined a cult, gave me words to chant to reach heaven   So I used them for the lotto and won big money   They shouted you?re in don?t worry, honey      This ain?t 7-11 get in and out   Pop psychology words don?t mean anything   When you throw them around to be cool   What goes around comes around      That?s what they say, Catholicism, footballism   Judaism, racism, manism, womanism   What about humanism      Just get real, don?t be a cosmic woo woo   Be who you are let everybody deal   Speak with your own voice, just get real      Just get real, don?t be a cosmic woo woo   Be who you really are let everybody deal   Speak with your own voice, just get real      Cosmic woo woo   Just get real