It's 2:00 A.M. and the neighbors are jumpin'   Mr. Cray threatens to call the police   He jumps out of bed, hits his head   Now you got something to really shout about      Everybody's got their eye on the TV   Did Bill and Monica do it, the floor?   The bombs go off and we're at war   Now we've got something to really get mad about      You got something to shout about, baby   Yeah, something to shout about   'Cause if you're gonna shout, do it good and loud   Get something to shout about   Yeah, yeah, yeah, shout it, shout about      The stewardess doesn't have vegetarian   There's no leg room, you've seen the movie twice   The plane goes down and smashes on the ground   Now you've got something to really freak you out      You got something to shout about, baby   Yeah, something to shout about   'Cause if you're gonna shout, do it good and loud   Get something to shout about   Yeah, yeah, yeah, shout it, shout about      So much wasted on unimportant things   Throw away the precious time   When there's so much that really needs changin'      You're driving home and the traffic isn't budging   Layin' on the horn adding to the mess   Then Y2K shuts down L.A.   Now you got something to really freak you out      You got something to shout about, baby   Yeah, something to shout about   'Cause if you're gonna shout, do it good and loud   Shout it out      Get something to shout about, baby   You need something to shout about   'Cause if you're gonna shout, do it good and loud   Shout it out, shout about