I got an allergy for every pedigree   So I got myself a robot that's Japanese   But yo, he's hard to please   He's always gotta pee      But he nevers sips a drip    This chip is playin' me   The way it plays ladies is such a sight to see   He gets more digits than I could inside my wildest dreams      He plays the ho's   Instead of playing fetch with me   He sniffs the toes of   Tiffany and Stefanie      That brings up Emily   She was my latest squeeze   Robot dog stole that girl   Right out from under me      Sometimes I wonder why   I supply the energy   To my mortal enemy   That should be a best friend to me      Robot dog, he down tequila out of Tommy navel   Robot dog, he drinks his owner underneath the table   Robot dog, I'm afraid this foe is fuckin' fatal   I'm about to go pre-natal, end up in a baby cradle      Robot dog, turn him off, motherfucker   Say, turn him off   Robot dog, turn him off, motherfucker   Say, turn him off      He never pays the rent   He kicks me out of bed   I'm the pissed submissive   He's the fuckin' dominance      And it's been really tense   I'm feiging impotence   I got a robot dog   And haven't gotten any since      All my pals are fuckin'   Meloncholy malcontents   From Malcom In The Middle   To Malcom X      He eats filet migon   I'm eating fuckin' Alphabits   And the motherfucker just left me   The consanants      I hold his leash while   He gets all the compliments   He gets more attention than   A one eyed elephant      He's in the club   I'm in my car   Out of my element   In a Honda Element      Feeling irrelelvent   But it's on like it's Vaugh comma Vince   I wanna be gone like I'm   Jon Favreau havin' a fit      He's surrounded by chicks   Rubbing their D cup tits   I flip the toilet lid   Read a Maxim mag, bust a couple kids      Robot dog, he down tequila out of Tommy navel   Robot dog, he drinks his owner underneath the table   Robot dog, I'm afraid this foe is fuckin' fatal   I'm about to go pre-natal, end up in a baby cradle      Robot dog, turn him off, motherfucker   Say, turn him off   Robot dog, turn him off, motherfucker   Say, turn him off