Is she dope? Yep, ass in full effect, she walks into the room and all the guys come down with strep, thinking they can step, their hands get wet with sweat, but she been down with me since Fett's Vette. She's a hard drinker, lollipop licker, pistol packin' mama got me posed like the thinker, she's gold like the Aztecs or is it the Incas, she calls the shot and the shot be cunnilingus. She's heaven sent on the Xbox playing Halo, wish that she would clean my pipes like she was draino, wish she wasn't hotter than a plate of jalapenos, I feel like a kid that wants to eat like it's play-dough, you shouldn't, 'cause that shit be bad for your health, take one look at her and you'll be screaming for help, call up the police, say put me in a cell, I can't resist this dish, I'm under Emily's spell, if you couldn't already tell, I loved every iota, Yoda shoulda told me she was off to South Dakota, one more yacht bird flew the coop I guess old Gordy done screwed the pooch.      Only thing I love more   Than herb is the bird   But my luck's kinda fucked   It's a wonder that I flirt      But I do and I will   'Cause I'm still just a nerd   Ever been left behind   Let me hear ya say word      Only thing I love more   Than herb is the bird   But my luck's kinda fucked   It's a wonder that I flirt      But I do and I will   'Cause I'm still just a nerd   Ever been left behind   Let me hear ya say word      She's a go getter, dressed in sweater, we watched Blackhawk down together, her name's Heather, there's no better, didn't want her to go, but I had to let her, I started a yacht club, can't believe she showed up. Scholiosis chick, one fake tit, always bitin' her lip, always walkin' with a limp, always talkin' shit, always beggin' to kiss 'cause you can't resist the lips of an MC Chris. We only had a month to hump, it was rough, she was the first one that brought over a toothbrush, she missed home, horses in the barn, life was sucking so Kentucky was pulling her arm, just one bird that got away, keep up to date by checking her LJ, on my birthday, she bought me chucks, not only does it blow, it totally sucks.      Only thing I love more   Than herb is the bird   But my luck's kinda fucked   It's a wonder that I flirt      But I do and I will   'Cause I'm still just a nerd   Ever been left behind   Let me hear ya say word      Only thing I love more   Than herb is the bird   But my luck's kinda fucked   It's a wonder that I flirt      But I do and I will   'Cause I'm still just a nerd   Ever been left behind   Let me hear ya say word      Her name was LB   she was an actress   I filled up her   spaces like madlibs      way above average   she was just a sad kid   so I couldn't help   but give the girl my address      she lived in Texas   like to get messed up   like to tease the boys   so she always got dressed up      like to get in fights   with the truckers at the rest stops   she was top notch   and her bod was the best part      fan of mine, summer time   dropping me a line   sounded kinda cute   couldn't help but reply      chilling in her pool   squinting at the sky   cell phone rings   MC Chris says hi      soon we're talking everyday   flirtin' up a storm   plans to road trip   I say word is born      and my mind's set on porn   and I think I'm gonna score   I get down on all fours   start scrubing all the floors      then I get all nervous   that an accident is imminent   never have a chance to relax   and get intimate      arrives at my drive   I sigh, get all shy   so we all get all high   walk down to little five      do a shot, buy some pot   take a seat on the street   she's cute and she's nice   and she's hot and she's sweet      and she makes the first move   'cause I'm set on defeat   then I tongue lap her flaps   'til she snaps and she screams      and she just leaves   and I'm kinda relieved   no OD's, VD's   hearts on my sleeve      not a stalker just a talker   ass tight as weave   once a newbie now a groupie   double clickin' on me      Only thing I love more   Than herb is the bird   But my luck's kinda fucked   It's a wonder that I flirt      But I do and I will   'Cause I'm still just a nerd   Ever been left behind   Let me hear ya say word      Only thing I love more   Than herb is the bird   But my luck's kinda fucked   It's a wonder that I flirt      But I do and I will   'Cause I'm still just a nerd   Ever been left behind   Let me hear ya say word