Smokein' and drinkin' and smokein' and drinkin'   Smokein' and drinkin' and smokein' and drinkin'   What were we, what were we, what were we thinkin'?   Smokein' and smokein' and smokein' and drinkin'!      I don't smoke blunts   'Cause I'm frugal with my dookie   I hock a loogie, spit it out   Then hit the hoochie      I'm on bud like Hux comma Rudy   It's my duty to get loopy   On the Buddha like it's bootie      I smoke fields   I cold cock craps   I smoke peels   Smoke Robe cough drops      I smoke if it's green   I smoke Monopoly homes   It spices up my life   When the monotony drones      I smoke bags   Smoke bails   Smoke 'till I see trails      Only time I put it down   Is when I see a female   Just a minor detail   That will usualy pass      I'll hit that ass   Hit that glass packed   Right with the grass      I smoke Greedo   I smoke Kermit   I smoke the weed   'Til it makes me vermit      I vote third party   That's code for get high   Pass the Yoshi   To the left hand side      Smokey doesn't like me   'Cause I burn up his trees   I smoke more sesame seeds   Than I was Mayor McCheese      I'm just a cancer ridden MC   Seekin' pain relief   Pass the marijuana   Hit it, hold in, release      Smokein' and drinkin' and smokein' and drinkin'   Smokein' and drinkin' and smokein' and drinkin'   What were we, what were we, what were we thinkin'?   Smokein' and smokein' and smokein' and drinkin'!      I'll scrape your bong   Steal roaches from your ashtray   I'll rent nice dreams   I'll rent Half Baked      I'll eat a box of Frosted Flakes   Because they taste great   Only leads to cat naps   Doesn't lead to date rape      Light the incense   Turn on the blacklight   Steady stressin'   Let's get stoned like stalactites      Break it out, break it up   Pack it the bag pipes   Get on the PC   And play a little Half-Life      I hit the Apple    And ended up at Applebee's   Went to Wendy's   Went to Denny's   Went to Mickey D's      I went to Crystal   Went to Castle   Went where I pleased      Ate more meat and cheese   Than Mr. Dom Delouise   I slept all day   And I got nothing accomplished      Just being honest   I get paranoid and nautious   I get obnoxious   It's not comin' at a constant      It's a pipe   Not a pulpit   Pass it on   Or get accosted      Smokein' and drinkin' and smokein' and drinkin'   Smokein' and drinkin' and smokein' and drinkin'   What were we, what were we, what were we thinkin'?   Smokein' and smokein' and smokein' and drinkin'!