(first verse)   she's the mistress of cold   that's what i've been told   preps used to get her   in a wrestling hold   used her magick powers   to make a ki fold   turned herself in-   to a common scold   she pointed out   all the preps faults   till they got wrapped   in a reality waltz   lemme tell you   it was a sight to behold   preps slow dancing   all completely controlled   then the spell   really took hold   the preps turned into   a cellular slime mold   she thought she was safe   slime fell into a colon   but when she turned around   all her pictures were stolen      (chorus)   word up lady   don't think i'm shady   wanna get with you   and have a million babies   our kids'll be more vicious   than satan with rabies   i just wanna start   a legion of us   to run through this country   like an evil shuttle bus   so come on lady   let's get crazy   like that movie bout dancin'   starring patrick swayze   let's do it all night   until things get hazy   lemme tear that shit up   like a bloody daisy   way more explicit   than martin scorsese      (second verse)   addicted to glitter   a freaky little critter   makin' more smiles   than a designated hitter   sweeter than   a french apple fritter   more focused than   a satellite transmitter   tellin' how it is   she's a heavy hitter   don't cast no bad magick   or you'll make her quite bitter   like a crowd of fans   who just got a pinch hitter   gotta be skilled   for an attempt to get with her   so you better be crafty   like a master pipe fitter   she doesn't like people or butterflies   she doesn't like the way they sensationalize   the premature way they want to end their lives   depressive emotions as a disguise   for their exterior that's pretty on the outside   she only likes the people who're true bonafide   she's tired of the 10's, they're oversupplied   to many people here are jeckyl and hyde   to many people here, we need a divide      (chorus)   word up lady   don't think i'm shady   wanna get with you   and have a million babies   our kids'll be more vicious   than satan with rabies   i just wanna start   a legion of us   to run through this country   like an evil shuttle bus   so come on lady   let's get crazy   like that movie bout dancin'   starring patrick swayze   let's do it all night   until things get hazy   lemme tear that shit up   like a bloody daisy   way more explicit   than martin scorsese      (third verse)   amelie is hot and so are you   not photogenic?   you need a mental review   take more pictures   send 'em to peru   you'll be worshipped there   like a wandering jew   if you came and saw me   i'd make you chicken cordon bleu   teach you ninja geekness   give you a total walk through   the art of number training   n9362   need more self esteem   it's long overdue   everyone love 'emself   through and through   give 'emself hugs   till they're purplish blue   word up lady   i'm through with you      (chorus)   word up lady   don't think i'm shady   wanna get with you   and have a million babies   our kids'll be more vicious   than satan with rabies   i just wanna start   a legion of us   to run through this country   like an evil shuttle bus   so come on lady   let's get crazy   like that movie bout dancin'   starring patrick swayze   let's do it all night   until things get hazy   lemme tear that shit up   like a bloody daisy   way more explicit   than martin scorsese      COME ON LADY! LET'S HAVE A MILLION BABIES!   COME ON LADY! LET'S HAVE A MILLION BABIES!      (BARK)   (BARK)   (BARK BARK BARK)      the dj goes meow and it makes me laugh.      the end.