Note to self, be erect by half-past ten   Be strong, be proud, be able, be charmed   Be extended, be in motion, be at loggerheads with Chris   Like Chris was crisp, like Chris was crisp      Show yourself, show, show now      All the sea was coal, coal, coal   All the sea was coal, coal, coal   All the sea was coal, coal   She started wondering, where is the profit here?      Note to invading aliens, avoid this town   Like this town avoided us   Like murder stalked the valley where this woman used to live   And bathe and breathe and be murdered   Bathe and breathe and be murdered   Like Chris was crisp, like Chris was crisp, was crisp      Show yourself, show show now      All the sea was coal coal coal   All the sea was coal coal coal   All the sea was coal coal   She started wondering, where is the profit here?      Our old singer is a sex criminal   Our old singer is a sex criminal   Our old singer is a sex criminal      All the sea was coal, coal, coal   All the sea was coal, coal, coal   All the sea was coal   She started wondering, where is the profit here?