Hey there Douglas I see you just got home from school   You're gettin' big there sport, your dad must be proud of you   And I know you're probably tired, your day was probly long   But just slow down, Douglas, tell me would it be wrong...   If I wanted you to      Come into my garage   And try out my latest invention   Come into my garage   You know it was very expensive   Come into my garage   And try out my latest invention   Come into my garage   You know it was very expensive      Hey there Douglas are you quite done running away?   Must you go off so fast? We barely got a chance to play!   You have an excuse? Oh? What is that that you say?   Oh, forget about that girl! What kind of last name is Mayonnaise?   Just      Come into my garage   And try out my latest invention   Come into my garage   You know it was very expensive   Doug come into my garage   And try out my latest invention   Come into my garage   You know it was very expensive         Come stay with me, Doug, it will just be us two boys   I want you to try out all my shiny, expensive toys   Don't act like you don't want it, Douglas. Don't play coy.   Look, I don't think you quite get it,   YOU DON'T HAVE A FUCKING CHOICE   You're going to      Come in my garage   On top of my latest invention   Come into my garage   You know it was very expensive, Doug   Come into my garage   Just come check it out   I want you to come in my garage   In more ways than one   But there's only one way out   (You're mine)