Hey there kids   Wont you follow me?   We'll journey into the deep blue sea   We'll live amongst the manatees   We'll all swim with all the pretty fishies      We'll ride around on a big white boat   Fit for a pirate kings best goat   Pull up on the harbor of Japan   Where we'll sell you to a business man      To make Nike's and Adidas shoes   Do not cry or complain just do it   That's what the slogan is you see   But that's not important just sing with me      I got a band   A pirate band   Captain Salty Beards Pirate Band   I'm the leader of the band   Playing the guitar with my robot hand      Which seems to be malfunctioning right now   Hold on, let me see   Ah, ah, I've...   Ah kids, just stay calm here, i... jus...   I lost my arm the intergalactic civil war between Mars and Jupiter   I mean i guess it wasn't really a civil war since it was two different planets   But uh...   But i mean...   Jesus, this is really straining my shoulder   Uh just...   Just bare with me here kids   We...   We're having some technical difficulties with my robot arm here   Just hold on   Somebody get it to stop!   Salty Dan?   The pirate band?   Oh no   Ahh!   Quit playing your silly percussion instruments and help me!      Oh, sorry about that kids   Now let me introduce you to the band   We got a guy who plays the Recorder we call Salty Dan   We got a guy who plays the Kazoo we call him Salty George, here he goes   We got us a guy who plays the Tambourine we call him Salty Mourine, here he goes      We got...   Hold on guys...   Oh geeze...   Hold on!   Salty Brian don't play your train whistle right now!      Salty Sharmonica, is Captain Satly Bead dead?   ...Yes.