Sex is overrated but it sure feels good    Way overrated but it does feel good    Just look at all the babies in the neighbourhood    Yeah sex is overrated but it sure feels good    No such thing as having too many shoes    Not possible to have too many shoes    Boys will tell you different but they’re lying to you    There ain’t no such thing as having too many shoes    Now there’s one sure way to win the heart of a man    Sit him up beggin’, eating out of your hand    Feed him roast potatoes and a leg of lamb    That’s one sure way to win the heart of a man    Ay ee he he he would I lie to you    Ay ee it’s the kitchen table gospel truth what your mama shoulda told you but she never had the heart to    The spaghetti is ready when it sticks to the wall    Always ready if it sticks to the wall    He’ll say he’s gonna but he won’t call    But the spaghetti is ready when it sticks to the wall    Sex is overrated but it sure feels good    Way overrated but it does feel good    See grandad chasing granny round the neighbourhood    Sex is overrated but it sure feels good