He wants to add to the family tree    He wants at least two or three    He’s been waiting impatiently    For me to add to the family tree    There’s lots of hugs and kissing everything is oh so sweet    But he says there’s something missing, the pitter patter of little feet    He’s positively clucky like a rooster in a chicken house    Dirty nappies on the line, coochie cooing all the time    Does he know what he’s talking about    He wants to add to the family tree    He wants at least two or three    He’s been waiting impatiently    For me to add to the family tree    He came home with a boot load of stuff to paint the spare room blue    Lego and some play dough and a Bob the builder tool box too    He’s oh so gung ho, guess it’s time for me to face the fact    I’ll be feet up on the couch with a Joey in my pouch    Getting ready for an broken back    He wants to add to the family tree    He wants at least two or three    He’s been waiting impatiently    For me to add to the family tree    Dirty nappies on the line, coochie cooing all the time    I guess doesn’t sound so bad if he’s cute and cuddly    And looks a little bit like me with more hair than his dad    He wants to add to the family tree    He wants at least two or three    But right now one’ll do me    To add to the family tree    Add to the family    Add to the family    Add to the family tree