Me and my mate we think you're great   Some we like and some we hate   I know him I've seen him on the adverts   Got any badges posters stickers or t-shirts      You were bloody great last time you come   I thought me 'ead was stuck in the bass drum   Bloody loud, me bloody head hurts   Got any badges posters stickers and t-shirts      So how'd you get a start in show biz   My mate's as good on the drums as he is   My mate thinks I'm bloody cracked   Please sign my jacket on the back      All them badges made of plastic   I think they're great, just fantastic   I'm unemployed, he's still at school   He gets annoyed 'cause I'm such a fool      You don't half sweat a lot up there   Have you got showers in here?    You're bloody great, my bloody head hurts   Got any badges posters stickers and t-shirts      Yeah, me and my mate like ac-dc   Hot & sweaty, loud & greasy   My mom says we're a pair of perverts   Got any badges posters stickers and t-shirts      C'mon mister      We hitch-hiked here in pouring rain   Now we've missed the frigging train      Hey! can I have one of them lagers?       Thanks very much, mate. can 'e have one?       A-one, a-two, a-one two three four