Now you can do the Watusi   You can do it if you try   Any puppy dog or pussy   Can do the jerk, do the fly      Now you can do the wooly, bully   But can you pull the wooly, wooly   Can you wag? Can you wag the dog?   Wag the dog, can you wag the dog?      You got the shimmy and the hustle   It's all the rage downtown   Yeah, you don't have to have the muscle   To get into the mess around      'Cause you can do the wooly, bully   But can you pull the wooly, wooly   Can you wag? Can you wag the dog?   Wag the dog? Wag the dog      So make him sit, make him stay   Come to heel, go play, roll him over, lie still   Make him go kill, attaboy   Wag that dog      You have had the duck and mashed potato   Funky chicken on a roll   Move on up a little later   To the monkey and the stroll      Yeah, you can do the wooly, bully   But can you pull the wooly, wooly   Can you wag? Can you wag the dog?   Wag the dog? Can you wag the dog?      Now go bow, bow, wow, wow, yeah   Now go woof, woof, woof, woof   Yeah, that's right, wag, wag the dog   (Wag the dog)      Wag the dog   (Wag the dog)   Yeah, wag that dog   (Wag the dog)      The locomotion, boogaloo   (Wag the dog)   The hully, gully and the limbo too   (Wag the dog)      Wag that dog   (Wag the dog)   Yeah, hitchhike for me baby      Now we're barefootin'   (Wag the dog)   The funky, funky penguin   (Wag the dog)      That's the bug and that's the frug   (Wag the dog, wag the dog)   (Wag the dog)   Yeah, but can you wag?   (Wag the dog)      Wag the dog   Can you wag the dog?   Wag the dog   Can you wag the dog?