New Year's Day, lyin' next to my bed   With a hand in my pants and a song in my head   About being depressed 'til I figured out it ain't the 90's anymore      I looked through a Raygun and looked through a spin   Then I ripped out the pages of clothes that were in   Then threw my Pumas and tried to put it all behind me      And Mona Lisa smiled as I was walkin' out the door   She said, "You know, you gotta keep it real, just like the year before"   I second that emotion and 20, 000 more      'Cause I could change and you could change   But everybody would stay the same   I could change and you could change   But everybody would stay the same, I know      Still on vacation with nothin' to do so   I got in my car and I got a tattoo   Just to cover up the one that I got of you when I was drinkin'      I really only now regret the things I haven't done   And stayin' under covers in the dark it ain't no fun   You know I'd rather take my glasses off and stare right at the sun      'Cause I could change and you could change   But everybody would stay the same   I could change and you could change   But everybody would stay the same, I know, I know      I could change and you could change   But everybody would stay the same   I could change and you could change   But everybody would stay the same, I know      Hey, hey, hey   I know, I know, I know, I know