KATE MONSTER:   I wish I could go back to college.    Life was so simple back then.      NICKY:   What would I give to go back and live in a dorm with a meal plan again!      PRINCETON:   I wish I could go back to college.   In college you know who you are.    You sit in the quad, and think, "Oh my God!   I am totally gonna go far!"      ALL:   How do I go back to college?   I don't know who I am anymore!      PRINCETON:   I wanna go back to my room and find a message in dry-erase pen on the door!   Ohhh...   I wish I could just drop a class...      NICKY:   Or get into a play...      KATE MONSTER:   Or change my major...      PRINCETON:   Or fuck my T.A.      ALL:   I need an academic advisor to point the way!   We could be...   Sitting in the computer lab,   4 A.M. before the final paper is due,   Cursing the world 'cause I didn't start sooner,   And seeing the rest of the class there, too!      PRINCETON:   I wish I could go back to college!      ALL:   How do I go back to college?!   AHHHH...      PRINCETON:   I wish I had taken more pictures.      NICKY:   But if I were to go back to college,   Think what a loser I'd be-   I'd walk through the quad,   And think "Oh my God..."      ALL:   "These kids are so much younger than me."