ringy dingy ding ding ding ding   ringy dingy ding ding   (2x)      I know your girfriend hates me   I see it in her eyes   the way she looks right on me   it opens up in time   I know your girlfriend hates me   see, you know it's true   the way she hangs upon you   and watches every move, come on   girl, you think you're something   but have I got news for you (hoo)      I don't mind   if it's the cold and sadistic you like   but now I'm thinking, who's wearing your trousers now   she's no good   oh, stop pretending she's misunderstood   I heard her saying it's either me or her   smell the coffee boy, and open your eyes   life's too long for you to get it wrong      I know your girlfriend hates me   I see it in her eyes   the way she looks right on me   it opens up in time   I know your girlfriend hates me   see, you know it's true   the way she hangs upon you   and watches every move, come on   girl, you think you're something   but have I got news for you (hoo)      oh poor you   with all your records that have broken in two   does she get a little excited, don't hide it   I heard her screaming in the dead of the night   life's too long for you to get it wrong      I know your girlfriend hates me   I see it in her eyes   the way she looks right on me   it opens up in time   I know your girlfriend hates me   see, you know it's true   the way she hangs upon you   and watches every move, come on   girl, you think you're something   but have I got news for you (hoo)      ringy dingy ding ding ding ding   ringy dingy ding ding   ringy dingy ding-a ding ding ding   ringy dingy ding ding   ringy dingy ding-a ding ding ding   (girlfriend wants to see who's calling)   ringy dingy ding-a ding ding ding   (freaking out, your phone keeps going)   ringy dingy ding ding ding ding   ringy dingy ding ding   life's too long      I know your girlfriend hates me   I see it in her eyes   the way she looks right on me   it opens up in time   I know your girlfriend hates me   see you know it's true   the way she hangs upon you   and watches every move, come on   girl, you think you're something   but have I got news for you (hoo)