There's another sucker born   Every minute, Lord   Take her out and pay for a good time   You never know what you can afford      Another wreck and time to collect   More souvenirs   Gone another million miles   No words for the wear      And there's a sucker born   Every other minute, Lord   And he deserves you more   You know I'll only crash this car      I sear to God, I'm wrecking it all   Your happy end   Spin around the block in half the time   I know where you've been      Too bad, you're not feeling too bad   Want to be my friend   Got another ride you're taking off   Met a General Motor man      And there's a sucker born   Every other minute, Lord   He deserves you more   You know I'll only crash this car      There's a sucker born   Every other minute, Lord I know   He deserves you more   You know I'll only crash this car      You know I'll only crash   You know I'll only crash this car, dear Lord   You know I'll only crash   You know I'll only crash this car