Dr. Stein      Once they killed his monster when it went into a trap   Now he's making better ones on a higher step      [Bridge:]   On a warm summer day the doctor went away   To a place where he could make it real   His assistant's hips were nice   So he cloned her once or twice   Now his hips are aching what a deal      [Chorus:]   Dr. Stein grows funny creatures   Lets them run into the night   They become great rock musicians   And their time is right      Sometimes when he's feeling bored   He's calling it a day   He's got his computers and they do it their own way      [Bridge:]   They mix some DNA, some skina and a certain spray   You can watch it on a laser screen   And the fellow's blue and grey   Or sometimes pink and green   Just check it out on Halloween      [Chorus:]   Dr. Stein grows funny creatures   Lets them run into the night   They become great politicians   And their time is right      [Solo: Mike/Kai/Mike/Kai]      [Bridge:]   One night he cloned himself   Put his brother on a shelf   But when he fell asleep that night   It crept up from behind and thought "well never mind"   Took a syringe and blew out his life      [Chorus:]   Dr. Stein grows funny creatures   Lets them run into the night   They become a great possession   And their time is right      [Chorus:]   Dr. Stein grows funny creatures   Lets them run into the night   They become a great oppression   And their time is right