Tracy Turnblad, this is for you      They came from way far out, outer space   And with her help they may destroy the human race      She's got cooties, cooties   They've found a place to nest   She's got cooties, cooties   If I were her I'd be depressed   Long tailed, sharp nailed, fuzzy legs, laying eggs   Eww, get 'em away from me   Get 'em away from me ewww      In science class she's like a walking show-and-tell   Her pet skunk ran away 'cause it couldn't take the smell      She's got cooties, cooties   Nobody want to sit by her   She's got cooties, cooties   She don't need a coat 'cause she's got fur   Circle, circle, dot, dot, dot   Hurry, get your cootie shot   Come on everybody, let's stamp 'em out      She's got cooties, cooties   She's just as friendly as can be   She's got cooties, cooties   She'll shows them cootie hospitality   She's got cooties, cooties   She's like a living twilight zone   She's got cooties, cooties   Quick, get Rod Sterling on the phone      Black, white, red, green every color in between   Dresses like a circus clown somebody oughta hose her down   Grew up in a cootie zoo I bet her two-ton mama's got 'em too   And that's for you