Cut-off jeans an' cowboy boots   Long blonde hair an' dark brown roots   Lord, pinch me   That's how they do it in Dixie      Electric slidin' on a sawdust floor   Long-neck chaser for a   Shot of hard core whiskey   That's how they do it in Dixie      Little red Geo, stickers on the window says, "sugar n' spice"   Baby crank the bass up, ride it till you see, girl   Those pink fur dice   Oh, ain't that nice      Down to the river to go for a dip   Rollin' them Levis off of her hip   Goin' big Kenny skinny   That's how they do it in Dixie   Splish splash      Watermelon lip-gloss, kiss beneath the swamp moss   On a moonlit night   Bubble gum perfume, well placed tattoo   Above her hiney, high   Oh my!      Belly button danglin', a twenty minute tan   You know, I'll go to jerry springer if you hit on my man   That girl will throw a hissy   That's how they do it in Dixie      Cut-off jeans an' cowboy boots   Long blonde hair an' dark brown roots   Lord, pinch me   That's how they do it in Dixie   Yeah, yeah      Y'all, that's how we do it in Dixie      Whoo I love them girls man   In Dixie   That's how we do it in Dixie   That's right, class, that's how we do it in Dixie      A little Bocephus out here   Bocephus for President   President of the honky-tonk   Aw, had some good ridin' friends on this one