I just came in here to have some whiskey and beer   And to say howdy to you all   You all know me, this is Hank Williams, Jr. you see   Hat and shade beard and all      Now, I have heard, mmm, hmm, I've gotten' the word   About all these silly imposter's running 'round   Let me tell you something now they ain't real   They ain't got no scars, they ain't got no feel   Why they don't know nothing about whiskey bent and hell bound      Now, I'm looking for a lover   And I'm looking for some fun   My name is Bocephus   I'm a son of a gun      Some of us are born with it   Some of us don't ever, ever get it   Thank God I'm a guitar man      And it's true I love the money   And it's true I love all the honeys   But the thing I really love   Is to get down with the band      Not everybody loves me but those that do will fight   Right to the end they're guitar friends from legendary Saturday nights   I learned something from Lynyrd Skynyrd   From my Daddy and Ernest Tubb too   I do country rock, I do blues      Now, I'm looking for a lover   And I'm going to have some fun   Oh my name is Bocephus   'Ell, I'm a son of a gun      Some of us are born with it   Some of 'em don't ever, ever get it   Thank God I'm a guitar man      Oh, it's true I love the money   And I really, really love the honeys   But the thing I really love   Is to get down with the band      Oh boy   Ain't no rookies on this record   I say my name is B O C E P H U S, oh, yeah