This is a coalition to ban coalitions I ain't a politician but I've got views   Some folks want to ban cars some want to get rid of Fender guitars   Why don't you do your thing and we do our thing too   Now they want to take my cigarettes and all my good whiskey   And these damn coalitions they're after you and me   They want to get rid of my forty fours and all the R rated films   If they only knew how much we'd all love to get rid of them   And this is a coalition to ban coalitions the views of a musician yeah I've got some   Some folks want to ban cars some want to get rid of electricguitars   Why can't everybody else leave everybody else alone   Now the latest thing they want to stomp out is violence on TV   And the worst of all is that Oscar winning rabbit Bugs Bunny   Farewell Foghorn Leghorn so long Yosemite Sam   They're missin' with our heroes and we got to stop them now   And this is a coalition to ban coalitions...