When I agree with you baby it makes you mad   And when I don't, it makes you sad   When I argue back you pack and leave   And when I don't you pout in grieve      There just ain't nobody knows what I go through   Will you please make up your mind, what you want me to do?      You say get out and I'd better stay gone   Then you have a big policeman drag me back home   You holler good and loud put him in the calaboose   Then you cry and ask the judge, ?Won't you please turn him loose??      The good Lord only knows what I go through   Will you please make up your mind, what you want me to do?      My life with you baby has been one hard knock   Lord, my head looks like an old chop block   And I'll tell you right now honey that ain't all   You done kicked me till I feel like a used football      There just ain't nobody knows what I go through   Will you please make up your mind, what you want me to do?      You knock me down and then you pick me up   Honey do you have to love so doggone rough   I wish to my soul you'd slow down the pace   'Cause I tell you right now the hide's gettin' scarce      There just ain't nobody knows what I go through   Will you please make up your mind, what you want me to do?      Why when I married you, you were such a meek little thing   But honey among tigers, you'd be queen   If a poor little rabbit had you on his side   Every hound in the country would crawl off and hide      There just ain't nobody knows what I go through   Will you please make up your mind?      What in the confounded cat hair, you want me to do?