Greetings y?all   And welcome all you danged foreigners from other nations   Dear Lord be with our guests and prepare them   For the butt whopping they are about to receive      The Olympics in Georgia   God you know we?re gonna screw that up   I guarantee you   When they let those doves go at the opening ceremony   There are gonna be guys in the parking lot with shotguns      And we will not have a flame   That big without a pig on it, I guarantee   Some fat guy going   ?Danged good barbecue top of them stairs up there   They ain't got no hand rail be careful"      Of all the games that the rednecks play   There?s some crazy events   If you know about the redneck ways   Then it makes perfect sense      Hell the Olympic rings will be five old tires nailed together   See that?s my fear, they?re gonna get the list of events   They gonna have no idea what half this stuff is suppose to be   Like for fencing, they?ll be giving people bailing wire and sheet metal      There probably have to cancel water polo after   The first two or three horses drown   I tell you instead of discus throwing   They?ll be flinging Ford hubcaps      You can?t blame them for the way they are   But you can sit back and grin   'Cause they?ll do something that?s so bizarre   You?ll want to see it again      If you could ever get into their minds   There?s no telling what you might find   They just do things in a different way   All the games that the rednecks play      And you know they haven?t even thought about it   But the river they?re having the kayak races   On is the same river they filmed deliverance at      That ought to add a whole degree of difficulty shouldn't it?   'Cause if Ned Batty couldn't make it down   That thing a French man in a pair of biker pants ain't got a chance      Be prepared to watch the wildest show   Making her out in the line   You may not see them bringing home the gold   But they?ll sure make mama proud      If you could ever get inside their minds   There?s no telling what you might find   They just do things in a different way   All the games that the rednecks play      Hey Ed, I got a white one