I tied my own shoes today   I tied my own shoes today   Because we're not famous,   and I can't afford to pay somebody else      I tied my own shoes today   I tied my own shoes today   No one votes for our video   and we'll never meet Carson Daly      but if we did,   I promise we would not change at all   except Paul could afford better lawyers   and I could pay some one   to tie my shoes   'cause I tie my own shoes      I tied my own shoes today   I tied my own shoes today   and Nick can't afford medicine for his syphilis   and we're still not famous      and no one comes to our shows   'cause we don't live in southern California   and everyone hates us   'cause we play ska   and ska really sucks      I tied my own shoes today   with some help from Lee