Well there once was a bird named Sammy   Who had a yellow head   You might say this bird is crazy   Why can't he fly straight ahead?   Well, he never seems to know   Exactly where he will go   Is he smashed or smoking hash?   I don't know, but he sure crashed   How can he be flying   When his right and left wings   Aren't compromising   Not deciding where to go   Is his head in the gutter?   Both wings are the same   A bunch of light weight feathers    With a hollow bone as a frame   Well they're easily replaced   Sammy sheds but he hasn't changed   He's not making much progress   The snail's having more success   How can he be flying   When his right and left wings   Aren't compromising   Not deciding where to go   Why, does he, try to fly?   Why don't he just die?   How can he be flying   When his right and left wings   Aren't compromising   Not deciding where to go