It's hell in the morning to look at you lying in my bed   Another morning after   You know I'm wishing you were dead   Maybe hit by a truck, rammed by a train   You must be crazy 'cause you're driving me insane      I'm just like a devil, you're just like a witch   You only like me because I scratch your itch   I'm too much a bastard, you just like to bitch   I'm just like a devil, you're my witch      I drag my ass into work   I hate my job, you know my boss is gay   You wonder why I save my dough?   Then wonder why you have to pay my way?   I should give you up, walk away I know I should   But the fact still remains you're finger licking good      I'm just like a devil, you're just like a witch   You only like me because I scratch your itch   I'm too much a bastard, you just like to bitch   I'm just like a devil, you're my witch      In the midnight hour   The smell of love filling up the room   I keep my horns nice and sharp   I keep you quick on your broom   You like to raise lots of hell   I like to lower the boom      I'm just like a devil, you're just like a witch   You only like me because I scratch your itch   I'm too much a bastard, you just like to bitch   I'm just like a devil      I'm just like a devil, you're just like a witch   You only like me because I scratch your itch   I'm too much a bastard, you just like to bitch   I'm just like a devil   I'm just like a devil   I'm just like a devil   And you baby you're my witch